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Eric the Midget’s New Girlfriend
Eric turns into an animal if you speak negatively of his new girlfriend Kendra. Oh Eric has a new girlfriend you ask? Yes, he has a girlfriend….least he says he has one…because they talk on the internet…and on the phone. Stop laughing, that’s not nice.
Kendra is not seeing anyone else and is having a serious relationship with our friend Eric the Midget…according to Eric. So let’s welcome Kendra to the family and learn a little about her.
From her site:
O, YOU WANT TO KNOW MY SECRETS?
NAME: KENDRA
AGE: 22
SEX: ALL THE TIME PLEASE!
BUST SIZE: 34D (ALL NATURAL BABY!)
OCCUPATION: WANNA-BE MODEL
DO FOR FUN: GOING TO THE LAKE, WEARING SKIMPY BIKINIS, AND FLIRTING
FAVORITE COLOR: HOT PINK (OF COURSE)
FAVORITE MOVIE: SHOWGIRLS
FAVORITE FOODS: PIZZA
DREAM DATE: SOMEONE SPECIAL TAKING ME FOR A WALK ON THE BEACH AT DUSK AND THEN HAVING CRAZY SEX UNDER THE STARS!
FAV SEXUAL POSITION: MEMBERS ONLY
WEIRD PLACE YOU HAD SEX: MEMBERS ONLY
DOES SIZE REALLY MATTER: MEMBERS ONLY
EVER HAD SEX WITH A GIRL: MEMBERS ONLY
SOFT/SLOW OR HARD/FAST: MEMBERS ONLY
Interesting. So she’s young, big boobed and likes to flirt. Walks on the beach, sex on the beach but she didn’t mentioned anything about talking to 3ft tall guys on the internet.
Oh well, hope she doesn’t burn Eric too bad.
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That poor son of a bitch
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Eric is such a lucky Midget!
Not a sexual girl??Trying to make a living on her sexy body! Her daddy must have really fucked up to create this poor self esteam girl. I wanna help this girl out! I’ll fight Eric in the Bubbagon for one date with this chick!! Seriously get a hold of me.
Oh that poor son of a whore. Once she’s done breaking his heart maybe we can get his ass to fly with balloons when he’s suicidal? Sweet.
Why is eric a lucky son of a bitch? He has never even met this chick.Such childish games this guy is playing.
I wish Eric would die so she can be my girlfriend that I don’t have sex with.
Did they say that she is a stripper in Phoenix? I live there and I want to pork her before Artie or Ralph does.
Sad thing is that she and Johny are both playing Eric the Midget for the free publicity and traffic to their sites.
Eric is one dumb SOB.
Poor little Eric, if he wasn’t so out of it he would realize that everyone is using him. He is one of the best guests on Stern though.
Maybe after Ralph bangs Kendra, Eric can get next.
has Kendra ever been with Elli Manning?
Howard should toally buy this whore for Eric.
wow, what a midget eric is.
he is just such a midget!!!
If this dillhole is 22 then I am 12. This deadass hoebag is in her 30’s if she is a day!
Eric’s girlfriend, yeah right and she’ll be over to make me waffles later today!!
They make an amazingly cute couple. Definitely gonna get married and life happily ever after.
Showgirls. Absolutely frightening.
she hot look like 1 blonde version of my gf sister her tits r not as beeg but at least they beeger than my gf’s 1’s
hilarity. He is not dating that porn star Kendra. Kendra is not his girlfriend. She works in the porn industry. Eric doesn’t think so because he is a total moron idiot.